THE INTERCHANGES HAVE COME UNTO LIFE! 😱
Dear Yandex, please tell your designers that we look at maps to drive, not to meditate!
THEY TOOK AND PAINTED EVERYTHING GRAY.
Gray bridges. Gray roads. Interchanges — gray interchanges in a gray sky amid gray hopes.
Under the bridges, it's now completely unclear where you are:
– driving on the road,
– stuck under a bridge,
– caught in a parallel reality,
– or looking at an X-ray of an anthill.
🚧 Before, you looked at the interchange — and everything was clear: here is the exit, there is a little bridge, there you can’t go because you forgot to turn.
Now you look — and it feels like you’ve fallen into an art object called "Infrastructure Apathy".
😵 One of my friends tried to figure out where to exit from MKAD — and ended up in a shopping center parking lot, got out, bought himself some calming tea, and went home.
👁🗨 Seriously, the map now looks like if the gray color decided to become a designer. Everything is monochrome, as if the road network of Moscow created a minimalist Instagram for itself.
💡 The solution? Simple. Return the color. Or at least sign: "In this gray mess — there’s an exit, good luck, warrior." Or just draw an arrow on the navigator to the nearest pharmacy — for panic relief drops.
Who else no longer understands where to exit — put 💢. Let's achieve justice before we're completely ensnared in these interchanges.